Super Bowl Sunday Halftime Show! Brought to you by The Cruddy Crankerz
Welcome to where we spill the trees on wtf is going down! This page is not the sugar coated polite works shit that you get on the main page. Your ass had to scroll and click to this far so thank you fuckers for the commitment. It is here where we tell you how tf we feel about our experiences at shows, clubs, venue and spots. We talk all about our projects and rejects and all of the suspect shit that's going on We talk about who the fuck is talking about us and where we will be.
Shit talking 101 for that ass is what this is rite here. Classic Beast & Monster Bars that they all claim we don't do anymore. Yes the hell we do. And if you really think you got a shot well..... Don't fucking do it. Released in time for Juneteenth. Everybody is so fuckin flashy these days and here we are working to establish our own brand. Cause you know as they say branding is everything rite? So here you go. This back and forth hit is just that. Some shit you don't see often, Male/Female asswhopery on the track produced by D.C. Ty The Monster. Back on our rowdy shit once again! Feels so good to be a badass lol. Sike y'all know I'm just playing. But seriously, we will be doing an all hip hop Album soon, Real Soon.
Got Damn The Wammies!
Yep you guessed it! This song made it to the final round of the Wammies for Best Hip Hop Song & Best Hip Hop Group. Yes the Cruddnamic Duo, the 1st Couple of South East D.C. as we should be but we did not win. Its cool, More music to come cause we don't know what quit means. And we don't do it for the shiny trophies. Although I do like trophies IJs.
You did see these guitars rite? Tf you thought is was. We said Crudd Rock so if you came here looking for Guns & Roses... this aint that. This is exactly what Rock in DC would sound like. A soul bro and sis rocking out looking like Ike & Tina, or Rick James and Tina Mari of exactly who tf you see. The Beast & The Monster! This was fun and proved that no matter what you are still gonna get this Dope Jam up your ass on some Rock shit. Yep Go-Go infused Rock is what it is. We just sprinkled a lot of bit of Crudd on top and this is what we got. This album was released Memorial Day 2022 cause baby the world is gonna remember the day that The Cruddy Crankerz as Joe Warminsky once said in the City Paper "the progenitors of "Crudd RocK" are on some Rockness"! Never in a million years did I ever think that I would EVER DO SOME DAMN ROCK MUSIC. My SE ass used to say.... "turn that white boy shit off" yes, my dumb ass, not knowing that my people created the genre of music that were city folks are so quick to change the station like country music. But somehow those other rockers got to me. I'm blaming Ty. The only dude I know that would ride through Barry Farms blasting some fucking Metallica. I used to hide my head cause hey.... Im the Beast From SouthEast, I'm so fucking hard lol! And then i head a bitch scream one day and was like damn, I like that shit. So here we are. On some Rock shit! Cranking our Crudd Rock shit! Cruddy Mother Fuckin Crankin this Crudd Rock!
This album was initially in the runnings for a Wammie and had early nominations for Best Rock Album Best Rock Group & Best Rock Song. Now ya'' know damn well they weren't gonna let us clean sweep every category (but we could have), so this album didn't make the final 7 out of maybe 45 groups. But we were in the runnings for a while. So to all of my Crudd Rockers out there that love when we do our Rock shit we salute you and this is not the end of Welcome 2 Crudd Rock. Oh baby we are just getting started. This is the 1st Live Band recording so we were super excited to see the results of our work.
To us, we felt like we properly merged Go-Go and Rock together even if the home team felt like it was more Rockish who gives 4 flying fucks! Some of our Go-Go fam gets it. They understand the evolution of the genre. When you listen to the album, listen for the Dope Jam, the 101, and pocket beats on rock guitars. Y'all got us fucked up. We are gene splicing out this bitch. Sometimes being the first at something is difficult. Not everyone will be on board for change or a new sound so fuck them and keep pushing. That's all we can and ever do.
This album was written and produced by D.C Ty The Monster & Lady Moet Beast. The music was played by our "Cruddynites" Styx on Drums, Duke Waldorfingtine on Trumpet, Charles Black on Congas Keyboards Courtney Kennedy, Charles Black & D.C. Ty The Monster, Bass Lady Moet Beast (Thats me) and Guitar played by D.C. Ty The Monster.
Guess what?
This album is so hot that it is currently in the works of being made a series. Yep our first ever is already in production and will be featured on Amazon Prime. There are only a few more episodes to shoot before the premiere. This is something new to us and you. Welcome to Crudd Rock is actually an entire story that I won't give the synopsis to just yet. It's fun and exciting with a few special appearances by some of the DMV's hottest artists.
Shut in! Bunned up! So in fucking love that the music made us do it.
It was February and cupid aint have shit on the warmth and wet... I mean heartfelt emotions that people go through during this time of year. I mean shit we're all in love & shit rite. Why not put out our first LOVE Album.. rite??? Riiiiite!! We went from our norms you know write the album and record it in 5 days or so and boom. But this time we added a sneak peak of whats to come, you know to put everyone on notice that a new sound was coming. Live music was back and we have an awesome group of musicians cranking behind us. Oh hell yeah, we are still holding these guitars but just wait until you hear this new sound. Now for all of those people who claimed we were all over the place...... we were lol. But this is still a gumbo of love. In this album contains some Blues, R&B, Go-Go, Hip Hop, Caribbean, but nonetheless it was a love album.
We had absolutely no idea we would actually be nominated for Wammie! It was a shot in the wind but hey we don't know can't so here we are. And people actually voted for us .., aw shit. Just when I thought the DMV aint really fuck with out they proved us wrong because that list was long as hell of initial nominees. Hey we made the top 7 finalists. I think that if we had an all R&B album we would have won. But I won't get too far ahead. It was awesome to be thought of and voted for. There were several folks that helped with this project that I would like to thank: Irvan Scott- produced "Your Show"
Monster Valentine was played live at The Coffee Shoppe with our "Cruddynites"-Styx on Drums, Courtney Kennedy on Keyboard, Charles Black on Congas, Duke Waldorfingtine on Trumpet, and D.C. Ty The Monster on Guitar of course leaving me hands free on the M.I.C.
The virtual release for this album was pretty dope. It was our first and animated adult experience. Wasn't expecting our mothers to watch but... they did and if i were a big younging again boy oh boy my ass woulda been whipped. But guess what, you can't beat a wife for grinding on her husband lol. That's right yall, lap dances for Ty brought to you by Moe lls. Some folks had their say while others could do nothing but hit the back button bitch lol. But for all of you freaks who stayed to watch, screenshot pics of the vids, and download, purchase those songs we salute you brave freaks and thank you for your support. Yes! I don't know what tf yall thought you were gonna get with a Leo and a Scorpio. Of course some freak shit was gonna happen. It was supposed too.
Super Bowl Sunday Halftime Show! Brought to you by The Cruddy Crankerz
Crudd Evening ghouls and gals and welcome to this year's 6th Annual Cruddtoberfest. We have much in store this year with some great acts, food, movies, games, and fun. This is our 1st Cruddy Costume Mansion Party. Come out in your best costume, get you face or body painted by Eddie Moo, or get your costume pieces right there at the party. All of the food and drinks will be included in this years event. And yes the Black Cat Laser Tag will be in play. This event will last 8 hours from 4pm til midnight on Saturday, October 23rd. Sorry kiddies this is an ADULTS ONLY PARTY.
The Godmother of D.C. Hip Hop is having a party! You have never been to a tea party like this. Come on out as we celebrate the Wildest Leo of them all Lady Moet Beast. hosted by D.C. Ty The Monster. Live performances by: Black Stylez Byllz Shift-T Da Night Child Remy Castallano MiMi IDGAF Dawgg Yungsta D.C. Scorpio The Cruddy Crankerz
Special invited guest model Missy D Berry First round of shots on us.Dj Ronstoppable on the 1s & 2s. Sound by Treehouse Sound & Lighting. Vendors 420 friendly. Must be 21.
The Godmother of D.C. Hip Hop is having a party! You have never been to a tea party like this. Come on out as we celebrate the Wildest Leo of them all Lady Moet Beast. hosted by D.C. Ty The Monster. Live performances by: Black Stylez Byllz Shift-T Da Night Child Remy Castallano MiMi IDGAF Dawgg Yungsta D.C. Scorpio The Cruddy Crankerz
Special invited guest model Missy D Berry First round of shots on us.Dj Ronstoppable on the 1s & 2s. Sound by Treehouse Sound & Lighting. Vendors 420 friendly. Must be 21.
The Cruddy Crankerz are making another movie but this time we are taking you into the Cruddynesian universe. Welcome 2 Crudd Rock :The Movie We invite you all to travel into Cruddyverse. This is a Pop-up video shoot for the song “Some Kind Of Way”. Meet us at Garfield Park. All ages welcome. Be on your best fun behavior. THIS IS A FREE EVENT. Meet us at the playground.
CMAC pronounced (smack) is a musical celebration of a medicinal plant known for over 5000 healing properties from arthritis to autism. The Cannabis Music Awareness Concert is in its 4th year. Bring your chairs and prepare to be entertained as well as educated in laws, growth, strands and much more. Live bands, artist & DJ. Address upon purchase location disclosed in receipt.
Welcome Vendors, this ticket was created for all who want to vend. Your slot includes 2 comp tickets, 1 comp meal/drink. Must bring own table, tent, & chairs. Vendors should arrive no later than 1pm to set up. The directions and address are located on the receipt. Please send a logo and name of your company and any links your company may have for promotion.
Welcome Artists! We are excited to have you perform. We have created this ticket especially for you. Your slot includes: 10-15 minutes performance for solo/groups and 30-45 min bands. 2 Complimentary tickets, 1 Comp meal/drink and promo. Please arrive by 2pm. Bring your own chairs. You are welcome to bring your merch. If you need a vendors table see vendors ticket.
Moet Beast gives you the MoeHam Report daily at 6pm. This is when mama Moe comes out and gives you the business, history, and highlights of the DMV.
Age limit: 18+ or w/adult
Moet Beast gives you the MoeHam Report daily at 6pm. This is when mama Moe comes out and gives you the business, history, and highlights of the DMV.
Age limit: 18+ or w/adult
Moet Beast gives you the MoeHam Report daily at 6pm. This is when mama Moe comes out and gives you the business, history, and highlights of the DMV.
Age limit: 18+ or w/adult
Moet Beast gives you the MoeHam Report daily at 6pm. This is when mama Moe comes out and gives you the business, history, and highlights of the DMV.
Age limit: 18+ or w/adult
Live radio broadcast with The Cruddy Crankerz Hosted by Lady Moet Beast & D.C. Ty The Monster every Tuesday 8pm to 12 Midnight on Cruddy Rite Radio. www.cruddycrankerz.com Download the Live 365 app for android and Iphone devices.
Moet Beast gives you the MoeHam Report daily at 6pm. This is when mama Moe comes out and gives you the business, history, and highlights of the DMV.
Age limit: 18+ or w/adult
Moet Beast gives you the MoeHam Report daily at 6pm. This is when mama Moe comes out and gives you the business, history, and highlights of the DMV.
Age limit: 18+ or w/adult
Moet Beast gives you the MoeHam Report daily at 6pm. This is when mama Moe comes out and gives you the business, history, and highlights of the DMV.
Age limit: 18+ or w/adult
Moet Beast gives you the MoeHam Report daily at 6pm. This is when mama Moe comes out and gives you the business, history, and highlights of the DMV.
Age limit: 18+ or w/adult
Moet Beast gives you the MoeHam Report daily at 6pm. This is when mama Moe comes out and gives you the business, history, and highlights of the DMV.
Age limit: 18+ or w/adult
Moet Beast gives you the MoeHam Report daily at 6pm. This is when mama Moe comes out and gives you the business, history, and highlights of the DMV.
Age limit: 18+ or w/adult
Moet Beast gives you the MoeHam Report daily at 6pm. This is when mama Moe comes out and gives you the business, history, and highlights of the DMV.
Age limit: 18+ or w/adult
WELL DAMN, ITS BEEN A MINUTE! A lot going on in the land of Cruddynesia. And yes we did promise to keep the news up to date with our universe but just like anything else there isn't enough hours in the day to spread all of this cruddness around. I will start with a wrap of of 2017. Serveral releases amongst the Cruddy family. Starting with the month of January. February saw a close the our stint at The Pinch and we moved to a spot in SE where (CMAC) Canabis Music Awareness Concert was born. In May Adroa proposed to Gina Redd and they got married in August. We performed at several other shows including The National Sylvan Thearter on the National Mall, GS1 in Florida, Quality Inn & Suites. We also won some awards, DMV Trendsetters Award DMV Trailblazer Award. We released Holy Raptramony Volume 2 only on our website. We will soon release it everywhere else.