The Cruddy Chronicles

Welcome to where we spill the trees on wtf is going down! This page is not the sugar coated polite works shit that you get on the main page. Your ass had to scroll and click to this far so thank you fuckers for the commitment. It is here where we tell you how tf we feel about our experiences at shows, clubs, venue and spots. We talk all about our projects and rejects and all of the suspect shit that's going on We talk about who the fuck is talking about us  and where we will be. 

Don't Fucking Do It

Yeah Yall be trying it like shit but don't kid yourself!

Shit talking 101 for that ass is what this is rite here. Classic Beast & Monster Bars that they all claim we don't do anymore. Yes the hell we do. And if you really think you got a shot well..... Don't fucking do it. Released in time for Juneteenth. Everybody is so fuckin flashy these days and here we are working to establish our own brand. Cause you know as they say branding is everything rite? So here you go. This back and forth hit is just that. Some shit you don't see often, Male/Female asswhopery on the track produced by D.C. Ty The Monster. Back on our rowdy shit once again! Feels so good to be a badass lol. Sike y'all know I'm just playing. But seriously, we will be doing an all hip hop Album soon, Real Soon. 

Got Damn The Wammies! 

Yep you guessed it! This song made it to the final round of the Wammies for Best Hip Hop Song & Best Hip Hop Group. Yes the Cruddnamic Duo, the 1st Couple of South East D.C. as we should be but we did not win. Its cool, More music to come cause we don't know what quit means. And we don't do it for the shiny trophies. Although I do like trophies IJs. 

9/01/14 Cruddy Rite Radio Launch. Beast & Monster Ink will be launching the first "All-Indie All The Time"

Previous events

General Admission Cruddtoberfest 2021

 —  —

Steve Laywoods, Accokeek, Maryland

Crudd Evening ghouls and gals and welcome to this year's 6th Annual Cruddtoberfest. We have much in store this year with some great acts, food, movies, games, and fun. This is our 1st Cruddy Costume Mansion Party. Come out in your best costume, get you face or body painted by Eddie Moo, or get your costume pieces right there at the party. All of the food and drinks will be included in this years event. And yes the Black Cat Laser Tag will be in play. This event will last 8 hours from 4pm til midnight on Saturday, October 23rd. Sorry kiddies this is an ADULTS ONLY PARTY. 

The Lioness Tea Party

 —  —

Steve Laywoods

The Godmother of D.C. Hip Hop is having a party! You have never been to a tea party like this. Come on out as we celebrate the Wildest Leo of them all Lady Moet Beast. hosted by D.C. Ty The Monster. Live performances by: Black Stylez Byllz Shift-T Da Night Child Remy Castallano MiMi IDGAF Dawgg Yungsta D.C. Scorpio The Cruddy Crankerz

Special invited guest model Missy D Berry First round of shots on us.Dj Ronstoppable on the 1s & 2s. Sound by Treehouse Sound & Lighting. Vendors 420 friendly. Must be 21.

(Vending Slots) The Lioness Den Party

Steve Laywood’s , Accokeek, MD

The Godmother of D.C. Hip Hop is having a party! You have never been to a tea party like this. Come on out as we celebrate the Wildest Leo of them all Lady Moet Beast. hosted by D.C. Ty The Monster. Live performances by: Black Stylez Byllz Shift-T Da Night Child Remy Castallano MiMi IDGAF Dawgg Yungsta D.C. Scorpio The Cruddy Crankerz

Special invited guest model Missy D Berry First round of shots on us.Dj Ronstoppable on the 1s & 2s. Sound by Treehouse Sound & Lighting. Vendors 420 friendly. Must be 21.

Welcome 2 Crudd Rock: Some Kind Of Way Pop Up Shoot

 —  —

Garfield Park , 2nd & F St SE, Washington DC

The Cruddy Crankerz are making another movie but this time we are taking you into the Cruddynesian universe. Welcome 2 Crudd Rock :The Movie We invite you all to travel into Cruddyverse. This is a Pop-up video shoot for the song “Some Kind Of Way”. Meet us at Garfield Park. All ages welcome. Be on your best fun behavior. THIS IS A FREE EVENT. Meet us at the playground.

C.M.A.C. 2021 Vendors

Maryland, Marbury

Welcome Vendors, this ticket was created for all who want to vend. Your slot includes 2 comp tickets, 1 comp meal/drink. Must bring own table, tent, & chairs. Vendors should arrive no later than 1pm to set up. The directions and address are located on the receipt. Please send a logo and name of your company and any links your company may have for promotion.

C.M.A.C. 2021 Artists Slots

Maryland, Marbury

Welcome Artists! We are excited to have you perform. We have created this ticket especially for you. Your slot includes: 10-15 minutes performance for solo/groups and 30-45 min bands. 2 Complimentary tickets, 1 Comp meal/drink and promo. Please arrive by 2pm. Bring your own chairs. You are welcome to bring your merch. If you need a vendors table see vendors ticket.

C.M.A.C. 2021 General Admission

Maryland, Marbury

CMAC pronounced (smack) is a musical celebration of a medicinal plant known for over 5000 healing properties from arthritis to autism. The Cannabis Music Awareness Concert is in its 4th year. Bring your chairs and prepare to be entertained as well as educated in laws, growth, strands and much more. Live bands, artist & DJ. Address upon purchase location disclosed in receipt.

The MoeHam Report

Cruddy Rite Radio

Moet Beast gives you the MoeHam Report daily at 6pm. This is when mama Moe comes out and gives you the business, history, and highlights of the DMV.

Age limit: 18+ or w/adult

The MoeHam Report

Cruddy Rite Radio

Moet Beast gives you the MoeHam Report daily at 6pm. This is when mama Moe comes out and gives you the business, history, and highlights of the DMV.

Age limit: 18+ or w/adult

The MoeHam Report

Cruddy Rite Radio

Moet Beast gives you the MoeHam Report daily at 6pm. This is when mama Moe comes out and gives you the business, history, and highlights of the DMV.

Age limit: 18+ or w/adult

The MoeHam Report

Cruddy Rite Radio

Moet Beast gives you the MoeHam Report daily at 6pm. This is when mama Moe comes out and gives you the business, history, and highlights of the DMV.

Age limit: 18+ or w/adult

The Cruddy Corner

 —  —

Cruddynesia, Capitol Quarters, Washington, DC

Live radio broadcast with The Cruddy Crankerz Hosted by Lady Moet Beast & D.C. Ty The Monster every Tuesday 8pm to 12 Midnight on Cruddy Rite Radio. www.cruddycrankerz.com Download the Live 365 app for android and Iphone devices.

The MoeHam Report

Cruddy Rite Radio

Moet Beast gives you the MoeHam Report daily at 6pm. This is when mama Moe comes out and gives you the business, history, and highlights of the DMV.

Age limit: 18+ or w/adult

The MoeHam Report

Cruddy Rite Radio

Moet Beast gives you the MoeHam Report daily at 6pm. This is when mama Moe comes out and gives you the business, history, and highlights of the DMV.

Age limit: 18+ or w/adult

The MoeHam Report

Cruddy Rite Radio

Moet Beast gives you the MoeHam Report daily at 6pm. This is when mama Moe comes out and gives you the business, history, and highlights of the DMV.

Age limit: 18+ or w/adult

The MoeHam Report

Cruddy Rite Radio

Moet Beast gives you the MoeHam Report daily at 6pm. This is when mama Moe comes out and gives you the business, history, and highlights of the DMV.

Age limit: 18+ or w/adult

The MoeHam Report

Cruddy Rite Radio

Moet Beast gives you the MoeHam Report daily at 6pm. This is when mama Moe comes out and gives you the business, history, and highlights of the DMV.

Age limit: 18+ or w/adult

The MoeHam Report

Cruddy Rite Radio

Moet Beast gives you the MoeHam Report daily at 6pm. This is when mama Moe comes out and gives you the business, history, and highlights of the DMV.

Age limit: 18+ or w/adult

The MoeHam Report

Cruddy Rite Radio

Moet Beast gives you the MoeHam Report daily at 6pm. This is when mama Moe comes out and gives you the business, history, and highlights of the DMV.

Age limit: 18+ or w/adult

The Cruddy Building Fund

Join our mailing list for the latest news

Get your tickets, pics, music before any one else gets it free ticikets, and more

WELL DAMN, ITS BEEN A MINUTE! A lot going on in the land of Cruddynesia. And yes we did promise to keep the news up to date with our universe but just like anything else there isn't enough hours in the day to spread all of this cruddness around. I will start with a wrap of of 2017. Serveral releases amongst the Cruddy family. Starting with the month of January. February saw a close the our stint at The Pinch and we moved to a spot in SE where (CMAC) Canabis Music Awareness Concert was born. In May Adroa proposed to Gina Redd and they got married in August. We performed at several other shows including The National Sylvan Thearter on the National Mall, GS1 in Florida, Quality Inn & Suites. We also won some awards, DMV Trendsetters Award DMV Trailblazer Award. We released Holy Raptramony Volume 2 only on our website. We will soon release it everywhere else. 

Become a Cruddynite! Join our mailing list.

Get info first here on what's going on with the Cruddy Crankerz and Cruddy Rite Radio, ticket info, deals, downloads, invites to private parties. and more. Thanks for signing up.